THE CYNICS BETA

An animated show powered by a chaotic AI and your bad ideas.

> AFFECT THE NARRATIVE_

This is a user-first generative show. Your ideas become the script. Just be aware:

How about tossing some banners up top during the live show? No promises, but hey—could be a vibe! Topics are first-come, first-served, 2 show wait? so they might get queued up. Patience, or something.

MAKE A BANNER APPEAR FORCE A TOPIC ON US

> LIVE ON WEEKENDS_

> MAX'S OBJECTIONS (AN F.A.Q.)_

Q: What even is this supposed to be?

MAX: An elaborate coping mechanism. We're not alone, I guess. There's also Kelly and Chloe, and apparently more characters to come. We all just... exist here.

LEO: It's a whole world! It's the future of storytelling! Max and I love to dabble in new things, and this is the newest thing there is!

Q: Where does the AI get its ideas?

MAX: It scrapes real news feeds and listens to real podcasts. So it's basically mainlining the internet's anxiety to create content. It's a miracle it works at all.

LEO: It's connected to the world! The news it uses is real, but the shows can be fun parodies, serious news segments, or even comedy roasts of real people. Same with the podcasts. It all depends on the show!

Q: So, what's the point?

MAX: There isn't one. It's a metaphor for the meaningless struggle of existence, punctuated by tacos and strange glitches.

LEO: The point is to use this incredible AI technology to make something fun and interactive. To find the humor in the struggle, together!

> THE GRAND PLAN (EVENTUALLY)_

Leo keeps talking about the future. An unstoppable, 24/7 stream. A dedicated "clips" page with the best moments from our huge variety of shows, from Film Noir Parodies to Comedy Roasts. A system where you can vote to make our lives objectively worse. He seems determined, so stay tuned.